Be a fundamentalist- make sure the fun always comes before the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled, a laugh track has been provided and the reason why we are put into the material world is to get more material. Have a good laugh twice a day and that will ensure regular hilarity..
Remember that each of us has been given a special gift, just for entering-so you are already a winner
The most important tool on the planet today is a Tell-A-Vision, that is where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me, that way there if we don't like the programming we're getting, we can simply change the channel.
It is true, as we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition called Truth decay.
So be sure to use mental floss at least twice a day, And when you are tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember that we teach in swami's absurdiveness training class. Don't get even get odd.
If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly live like nomads, that's where, I no mad at you, you no mad at me
That way there there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere.
I know great changes have been predicted for the future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice to you is simple, when you find a fault don't dwell on it.
There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it again.
If you're looking for the key to the universe, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is: there is no key to the universe, the good news is that it has been kept unlocked.
Finally, everything I have told you is channeled, that way there if you don't like it, it's not my fault, and remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy.. so we don't have to go through channels